Movie description: "Hotel L'Amour". In its glory days, Lenina Crowe’s free-use hotel (where a customer could have sex with any employee they desired) was a beloved, happening establishment full of potential. Today, it's but a shadow of what it once was. Even still Lenina, a beautifully mysterious woman still mans the hotel, in hopes that one day a guest will come looking for a room. And finally, one cold and rainy night, a lonely and lost poet (Dean Van Damme) walks in, looking for a place to stay. Little does he know, he's about to get a lot more than a bedroom. Namely, some serious ass.